Ja som si najprvm myslel ze to je volebny autobus jedneho nasho prezidenstreho kandidata… nejaky pan Harabin… az potom som si vsimol HR znacku
Vtipy, nielen o hodinkach... :)
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Ved to sedi, to je jeho skratka ?
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Chorvatskej ćurak. :ghee:
už si doma z krajiny tajomno ?
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už si doma z krajiny tajomno ?
Eště ne, snad do pátku.
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Eště ne, snad do pátku.
Tak vytrimac....:]
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Tak vytrimac....:]
Ako môže čech rozumieť slovu vytrimac?
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Ako môže čech rozumieť slovu vytrimac?
Jednoduše, umim i polsky.
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Jednoduše, umim i polsky.
Ale to sa povie "znieść"
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Ale to sa povie "znieść"
Na takovy blbosti nemam čas :amen:
Polsky mluvim lip jak anglicky, rusky lip nez polsky a nemecky hůř než anglicky
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Ale to sa povie "znieść"
A tohle je neco snést, taky jako vydržet, ne jako slepice vajíčko
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Eště ne, snad do pátku.
A kde sa akoze flakas?:happy1::happy1:
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A kde sa akoze flakas?:happy1::happy1:
Aj Roman, Ty, kterej se jde místo práce raději válet do nemocnice, se mne, tvrdě pracujícího ptáš kde se FLÁKÁM? :mdr3: Tady u nás po republice, teď mam zas chvilku na relax.
A co už jsi v pohodě?
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jo, ja som v pohode, ale stale v nemocnici ?
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jo, ja som v pohode, ale stale v nemocnici ?
No prosim tě, to už je doba, pošli mejla vo co gou
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:mdr3::mdr3: :mdr3:
A millionaire businessman is dating three women and wants to decide which to marryt.
He decides to give them a test.
He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one . . . .
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. . . . . . with the largest breasts. :mdr3:
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@watchesfan ...a teraz , watchi, napíš prosím to isté, ale v ľudskej reči, aby tomu rozumel aj normálny Čech či Slovák...:malin1:
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Tady frčej vtipy v angline normálně, tak jsem taky jeden přihodil a to v tak základní a jednoduchý, že je to jak po vašem tak po našem.
Tak přeložim, ve zkratce:
Vzal si tu s nej kozama
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amen :amen:
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Rozumiem tomu ako koza petrželu....:mrgreen:
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hod to do prekladaca :happy1::happy1:
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